We had this big basket of candy in the apartment for Easter, with jelly beans, chocolates and the like in there. From what I gather, the peanut butter cups went first (no big surprise there). The next to go were the good colored jelly beans and the chocolates, also no surprise. The problem is that now there's a HUGE PILE of black, purple and white jelly beans sitting in there that no-one's gonna eat and they're probably going to sit there until Christmas cause no-one's gonna want to throw them out in case someone wants one even though no-one ever will because, let's face it, those flavors suck.
Seriously, who came up with those ones anyways? Who the hell was it that said, hey, you know what kids really want? Purple flavored stuff! What is that, anyways? Usually it's grape but I'm pretty sure it isn't in this case, and I'm sure as hell not gonna try one to find out. And white? What the heck is that? And don't get me started on black licorice. That shit's just nasty.
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