| Never Date a Cancer |
 Clingy, emotional, and very private - it's hard to escape a Cancer's clutches. And while Cancer will want to know everything about you, they're anything but open in return. Instead try dating: Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini, or Aquarius |
Yeah...you know the whole bromide about how you always go for people who are like your opposite sex parent (wow, what a clumsy way of saying that...what I mean is, girls go for guys like their fathers, guys for girls like their mothers)? My mom's a cancer. FUCK THAT.
In the figurative sense, of course.
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