Ashlee's Brain? Not So Cool

So CNN finally gets around to reporting the "rumors" (quotations placed just to satisfy the completely blind) of Ashlee Simpson's nose job. Fortunately, thesuperficial.com has already done the work of mocking her for me:

Somebody should explain to Ashlee about the magic of photography. We already know she's had a nose job because we can see it. Lying about it isn't going to convince anybody of anything, except that maybe she's a fucking liar. And was born with a tail. Because Ashlee Simpson was born with a tail. And if she says otherwise she's lying. That's what she does.

Ka-blam! I love that site.