Crapping IPod, Pt. 2

So of course, just when I start thinking about getting a new iPod, I notice this story on cnn.com. Can I wait till June? I'm already waiting for the new stupid RAZR to come out so I can ditch my chunky Sony Ericsson for it. I want a feast, goddamnit; I want a bean feast. Creme buns and donuts and fruitcakes with no nuts, so good you could go nuts, give it to me now!...yadda yadda yadda. I hate life.